Celebrity Holocaust

George Steinbrenner Traded Upstairs

Mark Ramsey — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:19:15 +0000

We lost a huge name in sports today. He basically transformed baseball into the New York Yankees vs the World. Check out his acting chops on Seinfeld.

Writer Harvey Pekar dies at 70

Clay Harrison — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 18:08:13 +0000

Comic book writer Harvey Pekar, the subject of the 2003 film “American Splendor,” has died. He was 70 years old.
Easily the best guest David Letterman ever had.

Sausage King Jimmy Dean dead at 81

Mark Ramsey — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:18:39 +0000

The man who sold sausage on television directly to his customers by starring in the commercials has passed away at 81. I bet he cut way back on the sausages to live that long.

Basketball Legend John Wooden Dead at 99

Mark Ramsey — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:14:00 +0000

John Wooden dead at 99

Bill Walton is not having a good day, because the man he admired most in the world died today. The “Coach”, John Wooden is gone at 99.

Betty White Wins!

Mark Ramsey — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:47:35 +0000

Betty White with Rue McClanahan

Another Golden Girl visits the pearly gates. Coincidence that Betty White has taken over the world and Rue now kicks the bucket? I think not. She claims to be upset, but I know better!

Jedi Master Jackson is Now One with the Force

Clay Harrison — Sun, 30 May 2010 02:49:01 +0000

Dennis Hopper – We Will Miss the Crazy Fuck

Mark Ramsey — Sat, 29 May 2010 17:29:29 +0000

Dennis Hopper passed away today. The star of iconic films like Easy Rider and Apocalypse Now. It was not much of a shock as we all knew of his failing health, but he may also have fallen prey to the Howard Stern Vacation Curse. He was probably in my top ten actors of all time, I loved that crazy fuck! Sad day.

He Will Finally Find Out What Willis Was “Talkin’ ‘Bout”

Clay Harrison — Fri, 28 May 2010 19:15:52 +0000

SALT LAKE CITY — Former child TV star Gary Coleman died Friday at a Utah hospital after suffering an intracranial hemorrhage at his home. He was 42 years old.

Gary Coleman adds to the ongoing myth that a celebrity will die every weekend before The Howard Stern show goes on vacation. Previous celebrity deaths prior to a The Howard Stern vacation include Ted Kennedy, Brittany Murphy, Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett.

Dio: Today he was the First in Line

Mark Ramsey — Mon, 17 May 2010 01:51:20 +0000

He had been the last in line for many years on the Reapers list, but Rainbow and Black Sabbath frontman Ronnie James Dio went to the front of the line this morning and cashed in his chips. See ya Ronnie!

Vanessa Redgrave now needs Crypt Watchers

Mark Ramsey — Tue, 04 May 2010 01:30:37 +0000

My memory of her is from all the Weight Watchers commercials, she no longer needs to watch it.

Her IMDB was huge as well as her ass!