My Picks for the Year 2010
Here’s my top ten list for those that have the best chance to join the Celebrity Holocaust.
10. Artie Lange – Stabbing yourself 9 times is never a good sign, why couldn’t it be Jackie?
9. Mel Brooks – He sure did look torn up the other evening during the Kennedy Honors
8. John Madden – I think Madden left due to poor health, besides Turducken=Early exit!
7. Dane Cook – Just because.
6. Barbara Walters – She’s old.
5 Jay Leno – Too many suspects, law enforcement gives up investigation.
4. Tony Bennett – How many virgins does he have to kill everday to stay alive?
3. Al Molinaro – Been on my list for over 10 years. He must be a zombie.
2. Brittney Spears – Have my fingers crossed.
1. Dick Clark – Can vampires die?
